Bird Poop

Bird FacialYou Want Me To Put Bird Poop… WHERE?

That’s it!   Sister, that is when you know we have finally lost our marbles as women!  Straight up, Chicks are laying down over $200 a hit for Bird Poop facials!  You can’t make stuff like this up.

I recently watched a web video talking about beauty essentials and those luxuries or treatments that could be given up in order to save a buck or two.  No joke, the Commentator talked about these little poop treats for your face, its proposed exfoliating properties and ability to “brighten the skin.”  Seriously, anything would look brighter once the bird poop was washed off!  Anyway, Bird Poop facials made the “give up” list (this alone should attest that there is a God) because they were found to be no more effective than cheaper (less poopy?) options.  Heavens to Mergatroid!  You don’t say?  How’s about I help ya put that facial out on the rose bushes, garden patch or in the compost pile?!

I guess what grabbed me most about this whole idea, is how far our focus and thoughts have traveled as a society, in the quest for beauty and youth.  We have rambled so far down this ridiculous road that we have somehow forgotten that poop belongs on the ground, in a hole or otherwise flushed…  NOT on our faces.  But then, what a perfect metaphor, don’t you think?  You know that old saying, “Here’s to mud in your eye!”  That phrase is thought to have risen out of the horse racing world, and was a playful nudge from the winner to the loser (who would most likely be spattered with mud from following the winner).  Well girls, we are falling behind in the race to see more of Jesus in this life and some of us don’t even recognize that instead, we are playing the part of the dirty loser – not with mud in our eye, but with poop on our faces!

When we get so sucked into the idea that youth and beauty determining our worth, we lose sight of life’s joys as God intended.  We willingly smear bird poop on our faces (literally and figuratively) in attempt to be what the world says is special.  Doesn’t that strike you as nuts?  Romans 8:5 says, “Those who live according to the flesh have their minds set on what the flesh desires; but those who live in accordance with the Spirit have their minds set on what the Spirit desires.”  Our hearts can be so deceptive, and lead us down fruitless and dead end roads.   Jeremiah 17:9 tell us that, “The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure.  Who can understand it?”  So we must intentionally keep our thoughts on the things of God and what really matters for eternity.  (Philippians 4:8)

No, maybe you don’t spend that much on crazy concoctions and potions for the promise of glorious skin or smooth thighs.  Maybe you don’t stuff your bra with gel balloons, or look to see what you can improve about yourself surgically.  Maybe you don’t spend hours upon hours at the salon each month on hair or nails.  I am not suggesting these things are wrong; they are just smoke and mirrors.  What I do want you to ask yourself is this:  Does your appearance or what others think of you outweigh in your heart who God says you are?  The Word of God asserts this question through Paul in Galatians 1:8, “Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Or am I trying to please people? If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ.”  Who we aim to please, plainly says who we serve.

Despite the wrinkles, crinkles and gravity dimples; God says you are His beloved daughter with a future and a hope. (Jeremiah 29:11)  With or without the extra pounds, you are His beautiful creation. (2 Corinthians 5:17)  You are lovely to the Lord, even with the scars, stretch marks and tracks of your life traveled.  God rejoices over you, whether you dress like a diva or wear dime store duds. (Proverbs 31:25, Zephaniah 3:17)  Even if you have lost parts of yourself or have been disfigured because of cancer, disease, or accident; your Father in Heaven says you are complete. (Colossians 2:9-10)  You are His true love, the one He gave His life for, and He will pursue you until you turn and give all of your heart to Him.  Those who have received Him as their Lord and Savior are His beautiful bride, without stain or mark, washed by the blood of the Lamb. (Isaiah 62:5, Ephesians 5:27)  Dear Sister, you are so special, exactly the way you are!  YOU are an expression of the life of Christ! (Colossians 3:4)

Yes, these bodies of ours are God’s temple and we are to care for them. (1Corinthians 3:16, 6:19)  But we are to keep in perspective that these temples are a temporary dwelling, they are not eternal.  That fact is obvious when we glimpse ourselves naked in a full length mirror!  These imperfect earthly bodies are meant to simply be a vehicle to carry our spirits and souls, meant for the Lord’s work. (Ephesians 2:10)

Sister, if we resolve to do anything in the coming year, let it be a resolution to learn to like ourselves, even love ourselves, just the way God made us.  If we learn to be content and happy in who we are, then we can be an example to our children and those around us.  Don’t you ever look at your dear friends and daughters and wish they could see how lovely they really are?  Don’t you think your God and Creator wants the same for you?  He does!  He wants you to know His unconditional love and acceptance, and to be a living testimony of this blessing to others. Knowing who you really are in Christ is true beauty magnified by God’s love through you.  He is ready to transform your heart with this beauty make-over if you will allow Him.  No appointment necessary!  Oh, and Girl, He is running an eternal special, it doesn’t cost a thing!  He is able!

Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God—this is your true and proper worship. Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will. (Romans 12:1-2)

Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised. (Proverbs 31:30)

All Scriptures NIV 2010


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