Christian Humor

This morning's conversation (between the part time farmer and the part time jeweler) went something like this (exactly like this.)

ME~ "I have some stones to be drilled, will you bring it (the drill) in?"
DON~ "Two?"
ME~ "What?"
DON~ "Do you want me to bring in TWO salmon to be grilled?"
ME~ A blank but vocal stare!
Seems his hearing aid is out and so is my partial plate that

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Updated 10-17-2011 at 06:13 PM by RheaB

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Christian Humor

There are those who have (although hesitantly) asked if my, shall we say "strong sense of humor" runs in my family. The answer is "OH yes!" The Lord used a wide paint mixing paddle when he stirred the thinking patterns into my family's DNA. My Mother's side was more stoic, but enjoyable. I think the "funniness" comes from my Dad and his ancestors. His sense of humor was so dry, with the turn of a word he would have a whole room full of people ...

Updated 10-13-2011 at 02:02 AM by RheaB

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SMILE! MIGHT AS WELL!


The other side of the story is:

Speaking of my mission trip to the mountains, there were a few undercurrents that I now feel emotionally calm enough to jot down for your amusement or "not."

I think it happened three or four days before our leave taking. I have good reason to know where it happened, at the dinner table. For a couple of weeks, I had noticed a strange fork in our flatware ...

Updated 09-09-2011 at 07:46 PM by RheaB

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God blessed me with a good nights sleep, so I awakened with a renewed strength and resolve to do the things today that will take good care of this body that He has allowed me to indwell. As I resolutely set out to do this, I find that, in reality, I have already begun.

Upon arising, I find I am breathing in this wonderful August air (no humidity today) in KY., smack in the middle of the Ohio River Valley, this is a rare deep summer morning treat. I realize ...

Updated 08-09-2011 at 02:00 PM by RheaB

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WRITTEN WITH "TONGUE IN CHEEK", I PROMISE!!
This is the way I view myself quite often, as a girl (speaking loosely) on a tightrope. Yes, there are times I feel I have the added attraction of stepping in some odd thing while performing. I have a "well-known" inherent fear of heights, such as the fourth rung of a ladder, yet I so often rush right to the precipices of impending danger, willingly.

I am not speaking of physical danger, ...

Updated 04-07-2011 at 02:42 PM by RheaB

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Christian Humor , A Bit of Rambling